But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places. Read Online Nightlight: A Parody EPUB by The Harvard Lampoon is a great book to read and thats why I recommend reading or downloading ebook Nightlight: A. After witnessing a number of strange events-Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!-Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. Nightlight: A Parody Paperback Illustrated, Novemby The Harvard Lampoon (Author) 231 ratings 3.1 on Goodreads 11,165 ratings See all formats and editions Kindle 10.99 Read with Our Free App Paperback 15.00 154 Used from 0.99 21 New from 7.99 1 Collectible from 3.00 About three things I was absolutely certain. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon's hilarious send-up of Twilight. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.
Second, there was a vampire part of him-which I assumed was wildly out of his control-that wanted me dead. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. About three things I was absolutely certain.
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